Troy Polamalu: a millionHair

The hunk you see above has just insured his hair, which is almost 3-feet long, by Head and Shoulders for $1-million. It's dumb, but I get it. Women are attached to their hair. Troy Polamalu (safety for the Pittsburg Steelers) had to get coverage. Let's not forget the incident 4 years ago when Larry Johnson grabbed Polamalu by the hair for the tackle. Johnson will think twice now.

Here's a list of other idiots athletes who insured their body parts:

1. Brett Favre: Quarterback, Minnesota Vikings. If you haven't read his story a la Jersey Shore, check it out here first. I'll wait.

Back? Cool. Let's continue. This guido has insured his right arm for $22.8-million.

2. Wayne Rooney: Striker, Manchester United. This foul mouthed football player (the other kind of football) has insured his feet for over $500,000.

3. Venus Williams: Serena's sister, professional Tennis player. This Williams' sister has insured her wrists for up to $525,000.

4. Joba Chamberlain: Pitcher, New York Yankees. Another right arm, this time insured for a measly $5-million.

5. Cristiano Ronaldo: Winger/Forward, Real Madrid. His legs are insured for $144-million.

6. Merv Hughes: Right-arm Fast Bowler, Australian Cricket player (former). This may be more strange than Polamalu, but it is certainly more badass. He has his moustache insured for $370,000. BAM! Check out that 'stache!

Please comment on what body part you would insure.